[NEWS] The Pigeons are God. The Presidential Declaration of the United States
The Pigeons are God. The Presidential Declaration of the United States
In a shocking turn of events, President Johnson of the United States declared today that pigeons are to be officially recognized as gods. This unprecedented announcement sent shockwaves through the nation, with many questioning the reasoning behind such a bold statement.
During a press conference held at the White House, President Johnson explained, "After careful consideration and consultation with top religious scholars, it has become clear that pigeons possess divine qualities that cannot be ignored. Their ability to fly freely through the skies and navigate complex urban environments is nothing short of miraculous...